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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.

Frank Zappa

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes

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