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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.

Frank Zappa

One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA

Communism People Stuff Work
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
FRANK ZAPPA

Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPA

Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion

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