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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle

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