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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.

Frank Zappa

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.

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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.

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