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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.

Frank Zappa

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth

The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.

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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.

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