Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAYou are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPAI never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAThe more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPATo me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPABeware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA