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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Frank Zappa

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher

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