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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Frank Zappa

If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe

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