If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPAEnvironmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAThe most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAReality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPARepublican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA