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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!

Frank Zappa

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality

There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!

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