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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!

Frank Zappa

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
FRANK ZAPPA

Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health

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