Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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So many books, so little time.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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