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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon

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