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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song

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