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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon

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