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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee

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