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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic

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