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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

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