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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPA

Enjoyment Irritation People
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPA

Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society

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