Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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