If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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One and one is eleven.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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