My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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