I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZDo not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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