Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
FRAN LEBOWITZDo not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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