Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZThe conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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