Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZAll God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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