Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
FRAN LEBOWITZNothing succeeds like address.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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