Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
FRAN LEBOWITZNothing succeeds like address.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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