Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZNothing succeeds like address.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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