Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZNothing succeeds like address.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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