Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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