Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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