Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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