Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
FRAN LEBOWITZDon’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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