Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
FRAN LEBOWITZDon’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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