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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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