Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
FRAN LEBOWITZTo put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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