Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
FRAN LEBOWITZHaving been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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