Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
FRAN LEBOWITZHaving been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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