I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZHaving been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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