In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZAndy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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