When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
FRAN LEBOWITZAndy Warhol made fame more famous.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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