I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
FRAN LEBOWITZAndy Warhol made fame more famous.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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