Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZAndy Warhol made fame more famous.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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