I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
FRAN LEBOWITZYou can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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