Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZYou can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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