Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
ERMA BOMBECKHousework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
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Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.
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Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
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I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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Every puppy should have a boy.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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