For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
ERMA BOMBECKHousework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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He who laughs lasts.
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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