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Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.

Erma Bombeck

He who laughs lasts.
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Funny Happiness Inspirational One Liner
Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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Act Children Forgiveness Love
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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Clothes Live Luck Myself Society
A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.
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Clothes Growth Parents Yourself
Cats invented self-esteem.
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Animal Cat Invention Worth
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Family Judgement Mom Understand
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
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Clean Experience Food Funny God Oneself Religious
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Home Result Stop Work
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Discover Myself Science Worry
Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.
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Evening Failure Feeling Goodness Misery Sun
When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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Appearance Home Humor Time Travel Yourself
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Children Food Funny Myself Place Stay
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Death Game Himself Legal Man
Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
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Children Encouragement Independence Lose
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Food Improvement Time
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Children Courage Funny Inspirational Moments Parents White

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