I don’t know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
EMO PHILIPSYou know what I hate? Indian givers… no, I take that back.
More Emo Philips Quotes
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The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
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My parents were very protective. I couldn’t even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
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All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence… sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
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I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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They have a sign at the beach, “no glass bottles”. I think that’s so the other sand particles don’t feel like underachievers.
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I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.
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I’ve always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.
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My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid…and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.
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Don’t wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?
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When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.
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I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they’re just as scared of me.
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My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don’t even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.
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