The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
DOROTHY PARKERTime may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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