Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
DOROTHY PARKERTime may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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