Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
DOROTHY PARKERTime may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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