Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERTime may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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