I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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More Bob Saget Quotes
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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