I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
BOB SAGETI love my mom! You can too for $12!
More Bob Saget Quotes
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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