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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

Bob Saget

If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nice Pieces Salmon
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Girl Met Reasonable Told
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Become Chameleon Whenever
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Hurt Love Pain Someone
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Dirty Jobs Night
My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Breakfast Causes Mom
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Friend Learn Lying
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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