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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

Bob Saget

All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
BOB SAGET

Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGET

Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGET

Become Chameleon Whenever
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGET

Away Famous Going
Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
BOB SAGET

Attack Cauterize Done People
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
BOB SAGET

Banking Government Thinking
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
BOB SAGET

Fire Light People
Everyone I love I pay.
BOB SAGET

Everyone Love Pay
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGET

Squirrels Way Yards
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
BOB SAGET

Four Letters Matter
If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
BOB SAGET

Career Eight Wise
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGET

Affection Emotion Love Mom
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGET

Friend Learn Lying
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
BOB SAGET

Dirty Jobs Night
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGET

House Waiting Yesterday
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
BOB SAGET

Baby Feet Pedicures

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