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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

Bob Saget

Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Comedy Much Thinking Too
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Cable Storms Television Things Unless
It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Smart Teacher Yoga
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Dad Dark House
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Anesthesia Given Havens
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Kids Responsibility Wine
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Kindness Necessity Virtue
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Diets Eating Food
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Car Girlfriend Kitchen
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Interviews Littles People
I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Penguins People Want

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