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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

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