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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

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