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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Running
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

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