I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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