Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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