At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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