Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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