The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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