Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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