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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!

Bob Hope

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!

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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!

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