I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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