The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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