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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Bob Hope

It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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