Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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