The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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