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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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