As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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