When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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