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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

Bob Hope

I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

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