It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPEI can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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