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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

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