Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEI can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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