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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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