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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

Bob Hope

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful

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