A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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