As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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