I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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