I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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