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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Bob Hope

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

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