Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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