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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Bob Hope

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

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