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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Bob Hope

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

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