Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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