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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

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