US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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