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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

Bob Hope

I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPE

Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip

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