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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

Bob Hope

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous

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