Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEWe’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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