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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Bob Hope

It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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