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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Bob Hope

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPE

Singing Sweet Trying
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPE

Funny Golf Same Time Together
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPE

Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPE

Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
BOB HOPE

Addresses Government Perfect Return

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