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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Bob Hope

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Play Tried Weight
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered

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