You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEKissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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