Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEKissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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