You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEKissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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