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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPE

Funny Golf Same Time Together
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPE

Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Italian
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports

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