I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPEKissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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