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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Bob Hope

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way

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