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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Bob Hope

I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two

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