The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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