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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

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