There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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