It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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