We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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