The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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