When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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