It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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