I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEFree speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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