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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Bob Hope

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
BOB HOPE

Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

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