I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
BOB HOPEFree speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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