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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Bob Hope

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

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