Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEFree speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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