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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Bob Hope

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

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