Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPEFree speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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