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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
BOB HOPE

Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

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