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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Bob Hope

I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

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