I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPEFree speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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