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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Bob Hope

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

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