Don’t work out, work in.
BILLY CONNOLLYPeople who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I’m desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I’m going back, but I’m not. I’d rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.
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Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you’ve blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that… wrll, it’s because the national anthem is boring.
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There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.
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I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways. I was 5,000 ft up in the air when someone pointed out to me that emus can’t fly
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can’t always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
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It’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
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If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.
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I’m a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world’s a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they’re delightful. They all want so little.
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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
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There’s nothing better than a fight, especially when you’re watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he’s a big Jessie!
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I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.
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I can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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