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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.

Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth

Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.

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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.

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