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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?

Bill Watterson

A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSON

Avoiding Hobbies Slips
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Different Inevitable Media Needs
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life

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