A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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