It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSON
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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You know, a lot of people feel that sobriety is about just stopping using whatever it was that you appeared to be addicted to, but it really has to do with a way of looking at your life and taking accountability.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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