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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War

You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

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