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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.

Bill Maher

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Certain Ideas People Problem
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion

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