Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
BILL MAHERSuicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
More Bill Maher Quotes
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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