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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.

Bill Maher

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop

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