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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Conservative Human Money Myself Profit Universal
If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Believe Death Egg Goodness War
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself
When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Office People Silence Talk
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Day Herself Mad Nation Speech Tragedy Weapon

I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

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