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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Day Herself Mad Nation Speech Tragedy Weapon
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People

I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

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