I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHERLittle do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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