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Bill Maher

You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People

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