Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
BILL MAHERDon’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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