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Bill Maher

Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Build Fly People Plane Progress Religion Stop Thinking
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Feeling Myself Shoes Stand Wear
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHER

Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Ban Bed Myself People Smoking
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage

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