Men are only as loyal as their options.
BILL MAHERDon’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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