The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
BILL MAHERThe thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
BILL MAHERI think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
BILL MAHERNinety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
BILL MAHERI’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
BILL MAHERWe had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
BILL MAHERIn Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
BILL MAHERYou want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
BILL MAHERWho takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
BILL MAHERHalloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHERFalse hope really makes you cynical.
BILL MAHEROur mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
BILL MAHERI think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHERDon’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHERIf you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
BILL MAHER