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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!

Bill Maher

When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Office People Silence Talk
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Conservative Illegal Myself Serious Sexuality Work
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Children Date Different Myself Ritual
In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!

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