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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

Bill Maher

I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Check Funny People Support
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Death Move Myself Suicide Traffic
To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Alive Animal Experiment Father Live Myself People Trade
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
BILL MAHER

Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
BILL MAHER

Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHER

Change Disease Sin

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