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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.

Bill Maher

The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
BILL MAHER

Channel Enough Expand Horizon Sex Yourself
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
BILL MAHER

Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
BILL MAHER

God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHER

Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
BILL MAHER

Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking

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