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Bill Maher

One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHER

Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Control Government Myself Ourselves Statement
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Ban Bed Myself People Smoking
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Channel Enough Expand Horizon Sex Yourself
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHER

Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst

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