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Bill Maher

Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Myself Reason World
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself

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