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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.

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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Check Funny People Support
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Better Complain Man Start Taste Woman
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself

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