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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.

Bill Maher

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
BILL MAHER

God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking

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