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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.

Bill Maher

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Ban Bed Myself People Smoking
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote

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