The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
BILL MAHERI don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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