The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
BILL MAHERI don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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