At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
BILL MAHERI don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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